text and interdimensional traveler collage © 2006 Jonathan Zap
Today is March Forth!, a propitious day to launch new ventures, to rebell from mediocrity, begin a sacred regimen (see below) and recommit yourself to take actions in accord with your most worthy principles. Here is a brief March Forth! rant I wrote 3/4/06:
March Forth! Mutant Warriors! March Forth! Cast off the shackles of dead-end wage-slave bondage, the mind parasite tentacles, the multi-heart attack vice presidents with loaded shot guns, the mustachioed police troopers ready to pump 9 mm holes in alleged perpetrators of victimless crimes, the Abercrombie and Finch hottie torsos beckoning you into retail adventurism, the five dollar lattes and gallons of dinosaur juice, the social sqwuackers and vidiot slackers, March Forth! and assert your multiverse-given right to non-monotonous incarnation, your right to shatter Babylon McMatrix into other worlds than these, your right to phase and shape-shift at will, your right to shatter a world of florescent cubicles, burgeoning green house gases, reptilian Republicans and mind parasite-infected Islamic Fundamentalists, shatter it, shatter it, shatter it back into the misconceived zeros and ones from which it came and March Forth!, March Forth! Mutant Warriors and broadcast your unique energetic signatures like searing electric guitar chords amplified by nuclear magnetic resonance to shatter planes of mundanity and prion-infected programs of patriarchial hegemony into blossoming, shimmering networks of user-mutated open source codes of infinitely reprogrammable possibilities.
March Forth! March Forth! Mutant Warriors and shatter it, shatter it with your will and mutant manifestation abilities, shatter it and let the forests turned into chlorine-bleached paperwork regrow as six hundred foot Ents and turbo-powered pissed off Hurons boiling over in hyper attention-deficited crystal meth fury at the retard creations of regressive mustachioed monkey-minds. Billions of oversized Ents and super-charged Hurons pumped up on mutant steroid turbo caffinated Ent/Huron Red Hot Bull Juices ready to March Forth! and shatter it, shatter it, red-headedly ready to March Forth! and shatter it, shatter the walls of monotony, shatter the terminator seeds of twisted Monsanto-monkey-minds, shatter it, shatter the pseudo-patriotic preemptive quagmires to attack oil-rich nonexistent weapons of mass destruction with shock and awe of monkey-mind cowboy strutting in flight suit while mutant-hating rabid fundamentalists detonate themselves into 72 virgin deficient bardots shared with nonraptured McHeartAttacked pseudo-Christians gnashing their teeth while pill-pushing neuropharmecutical prison guards turn wine, loaves and fishes into Seratonin Specific Reuptake Inhibitors. Shatter it, shatter it, Mutant Warriors and March Forth! March Forth! into other worlds than these….
One way to March Forth! and rebel from mediocrity is the sacred regimen. If you feel drawn toward that way of Marching Forth! keep reading Zap Oracle card 605:
A Sacred Regimen can be a powerful developmental practice if you have the will and the skill to carry it out in the right way.
What is a Sacred Regimen?
A Sacred Regimen is a formal agreement you make with yourself to carry out a sacrifice to enhance your life and serve the greater good. The sacrifice will generally involve giving up habits and indulgences and may also involve committing to practices such as exercise, meditation, etc. The Sacred Regimen involves changing your relationship to energy in some form — the caloric energy of food, money (the socially agreed upon form of stored energy), sex, exercise or other activities (energetic outputs). The Sacred Regimen is an act of will applied to areas where you would otherwise be mechanical — governed by habit, addiction, and conditioned forces. I Ching hexagram 60, which is essentially about discipline, says: “To become strong a man’s life needs the limitations ordained by duty and voluntarily accepted.” The duty would be your life mission and that which is required of you by your essence and True Will. To fulfill that duty usually involves conscious and difficult sacrifice, and the Sacred Regimen is a way to formalize that sacrifice and use it proactively, thereby creating your own initiatory experience, a catalyst to your development, an aid to metamorphosis. Also, there is a blurred boundary between individual and collective metamorphosis. If we have the ability to positively transform ourselves, then we have a duty to ourselves and others to do so.
To be your own alchemist, to transform what is in your inner cauldron, you need to fight the inevitable tendency to be mechanical — the stagnant power of habit, addiction and conditioning — and use will to set conscious limitations for yourself. Aleister Crowley defines Magick as “The art and science of creating change in conformity with will.” Therefore the self-imposed regimen is a Magickal practice, one of the most powerful and appropriate sorts of Magick — the use of will to create change in yourself. This is also the most profound way to create collective change. As June Singer put it: “The image to be held before one is that every act by every person has an effect on all, changing the delicate balance that keeps the universe in motion. Therefore, it was considered necessary by the alchemists to so conduct their work and their lives, which were really the same thing, as if the salvation of the world depended upon it.”
The Sacred Regimen is a conscious convergence of your life and your work, which is only appropriate since it is impossible for them not to converge (for better or worse). Hexagram 60, which is usually translated with the title “Limitation,” comes from an ideogram that connotes the segments that divide bamboo. The segments of bamboo are not “limitations” as the English word tends to imply in our minds. They are appropriate boundaries, lines of demarcation that are a key to both the bamboo’s aesthetic beauty as well as its structural integrity. We tend to think of “limitation” negatively as in being held back, punished or handicapped. But a life without limits is confusing, troubling, disempowering and unhealthy. Without limits we have no focus, we lose the edge of discipline and our energy gets dissipated. It also says in the commentary on Hexagram 60 that limitations should not be “galling.” The path of gluttony and indulging every appetite is disempowering, but so also is the path of excessive asceticism and unnecessary privations. The hexagram counsels that we aim at “sweet limitation,” limitation that is not too harsh and not too lax but that hits that “sweet spot” between the extremes so that our self-limitation empowers us and allows us to be more alive. The key to sweet limitation is to find just the right voluntarily chosen boundaries that keep us from wasting our energy.
In designing a Sacred Regimen it is wise to look at all the spheres of life that involve large transactions of energy — eating, spending, exercise, activities, relationships, sexual relationships, etc. What transactions seem to steal energy away from your life? For example: excess intake of food and other mood-altering substances, poor nutrition, addictions, poor spending habits, wasting time, etc. Create boundaries to reduce or eliminate wasted energy in various areas. For example, I can decide to sacrifice unworthy foods and other substances that I know are not good for my health and well being. I can also design my Sacred Regimen to include positive energetic transactions that enhance my life and well being such as an appropriate amount of exercise. The design is up to you; the only suggestion is that the guidelines be neither too loose nor too galling. It is also best that the guidelines be as clear and specific and measurable as possible. So, for example, the guideline “try to eat more healthily” is uselessly imprecise, whereas “I will not eat foods that contain refined sugar or tans-fatty acids” is precise and useful. The Sacred Regimen is a Warrior’s tool, and it should be a sharp tool used to make some definite boundaries.
You can also make a great case for the unstructured approach where you focus on what I call “existential impeccability.” With existential impeccability, you focus on mindfully doing the energetically efficient and appropriate thing in the moment. Some would prefer to do that without the prestructured aspect of the regimen. If that path calls to you more, and you are able to make it work, that is another great Warrior stance. You can also bring the stance of existential impeccability into your Sacred Regimen by being path-oriented, rather than goal-oriented. Some people disempower their approach to the Sacred Regimen by being too focused on an end goal. Perhaps they want to fast for a certain number of days, or to lose a given amount of weight, or to achieve a particular level of fitness. I think the regimen only becomes sacred, however, when the journey is the destination, when the regimen is also done for its own value and not merely as a means to an end. Being on the regimen is itself a privileged state, a state of what I call “alchemical tautness,” where the work and the life are both intensified. Of course that tautness and intensity are going to involve spending time out of the comfort zone. Time out of the comfort zone is privileged time, developmental time, time when one is more alive. With the path-oriented stance, the benefits of the regimen are accrued immediately; you do not have to wait for some end goal.
On the other hand, the path-oriented stance is not mutually exclusive of setting goals, or setting a definite interval in time. One can have goals but keep your focus on engagement with the path. One way of path-orienting the Sacred Regimen is to have it set up as a lifelong practice. The key is that there is no formula for the Sacred Regimen except the one you devise for yourself. For example, although I have emphasized the path of moderation, there may be rare occasions where the extreme regimen is called for to create a developmental shock. There may be a time for forty days and nights in the desert. In most cases, however, the heroic, extreme approach will be self-defeating. If one attempts something very extreme, one will tend to swing with the pendulum of enantiodromia toward the other extreme and the excess privation becomes a binge.
Generally it is better not to approach the Sacred Regimen with the grim determination of a commander of a Nazi Panzer division on the Russian Front. I have found that it is better to bring feelings of fun and adventure into the Sacred Regimen through colorful and imaginative names, talismans and rituals. It is better to win the assent of your inner child and some of your other subpersonalities than to engage a practice that they will see as a punishment and begin rebelling from in short order. The Sacred Regimen is a Warrior practice, so think of yourself as a general leading a military campaign — to maintain good discipline you also need good morale. If you want to keep up morale don’t make your regimen too galling, don’t turn your campaign into a death march. Inspire the inner troops, and help to be there with your various subpersonalities to raise morale and keep them disciplined when the going gets rough. Usually it is better to be conservative with your military strategy. The extreme onslaught that aims at a great, final victory is far more likely to produce a total loss, whereas the well-timed effort to gain a modest amount of territory has got a much better chance. So if you’ve been smoking two packs of cigarettes a day for twenty years, you could go cold turkey, and in some rare cases that works,but you might be more likely to succeed by phasing cigarettes out while phasing nicotine gum in and then very slowly reducing the amount of nicotine gum. If you do decide to go the heroic path, the slay the dragon path of extreme practice, then follow the principle a friend of mine calls “one shot, one kill.” Although the saying comes from the creed of military snipers, applied to the Sacred Regimen it means that you take one shot at the heroic regimen and you either follow all the way through, or if you don’t make it, you retreat immediately and try something completely different.
For me, it is best to ritualize the Sacred Regimen. I like to use a version of the Capsule of Intentionality Ritual I described in my book The Capsule of Intentionality (I’ll put the most relevant parts in a footnote of this card). In the photo you see a little metal keychain capsule and an intentionality document I wrote up for myself on April 11, 2010. I printed the statement in the smallest font and then used a copier to reduce it by 50% so that the resulting document would fit into the little capsule that I carry with me. A key part of the Capsule of intentionality document is my “Lifeline Mission Parameters.” These are very specific guidelines related to diet, exercise, finances, etc that define my Sacred Regimen. Since I believe that the most powerful ritual is the one you consciously design for yourself, rather than the one mechanically repeated from inherited tradition, I mutate the Capsule of Intentionality ritual every time I engage it. For example, this oracle card is part of the ritual of my present Sacred Regimen. There is a private notes section of each Zap Oracle card and I have repeated my Lifeline Mission Parameters there. If I follow through, then I can add to the card anything I learn about the Sacred Regimen by following its path. If I don’t follow through, then I will delete the card, because if I can’t make Sacred Regimen principles work for me, it’s not clear if I should be recommending them to others. The ritual dramatizes for me that something collective is at stake when the Sacred Regimen is engaged. You can use this oracle as part of your Sacred Regimen ritual by doing an issue/choice/problem reading on your approach to the Sacred Regimen. If you have a free oracle membership you could attach your regimen guidelines to the notes field of the reading. I also like to work with a spiritual ally when working on a Sacred Regimen, a trusted person to whom I am accountable and who provides me with feedback. This is another possible way to structure a Sacred Regimen that is entirely up to your discretion.
Depending on the position of the card, consider this a propitious time to consider the transformative path of the Sacred Regimen.
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