Official HD Word-Trailer and Invitation to Tikiverse Party

Yesterday, upon the stair;

I saw a little man who wasn’t there!

Oh how I wish he’d go away!

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Still I heard his footsteps fall—-

A mellifluous tintinnabulation of tiny foot falls pitter-pattering   

on shadow-hickory floor,

As he passed right through a bolted oaken Tikiverse door!

And whither then?

I cannot say.

For said Tikiverse is still unformed,

A spiraling nebula of indeterminate Tikiesque possibilities

And swirling uncollapsed wave functions of
Riki-tiki-tavi-tavinations of Tikinabulating Tikibilities

And hyper-dimensional self-transforming machine-elf Tikularities Tikibrating with far-from-equilibrium dissipative atropic dynamisms and other such recursively Tikitabulating Nuclear-Magnetic Disequalbriums far too polychromatic and chaotic and speckled with spiraling wormholes and vortices of destabilizing Tiki fracticalities and all the metamorphosing, ideoplastic, rabbit-holed and quantumly-entangled enigmatic and slippery labyrinths ever-riddling any such still-embryonic Tikiverse inevitably making it far too treacherous a place for me to seek after such a little man who wasn’t there!   

So I will bide my time and await,

For fully-formed Tikiverses are lovely, dark and deep

But not the sort of place where such a withering soul might creep,

Or face-hugger parasites might keep,

 Or Sith-hating detestable Jedhi might leap,

And I have promises to keep,

And the stabilizing of embryonic Tiki-metamorphosis is not too temporally steep,

And by Saturday, May 11 at 4:30 PM all in the Tikiverse will be neat,

And we all know that Thanos is already dead meat,

And that in 2020 Trump will be beat,

And all through the house

No evil creature will be stirring

Not even a little Jedhi louse . . .

The End

Roll Credits

Produced, Written and Directed by Jonathan Zap

Cognitively Dissonant Linguistic CGI and Word-Based Digital Special Effects Produced on location at Stonewall Elf Stronghold Studios.

No Indeterminate Persons or Non-Persons were harmed during this production.

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